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kitchener, ontario, Canada
im a photography student at fanshawe, been to conestoga for a year (dropped out of journalism[boring as fuck]), and raised in kitchener, ontario. im a narcissistic personality, whose humour comes from the worst parts of the internet. that basically sums me up.
Showing posts with label coffee. Show all posts
Showing posts with label coffee. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

cleaning.

I'm somewhat of a neatfreak, and I have no reasoning behind it, I'm not overly anal(ha), and such. But tonight while waiting HOURS for my pizza pocket, I cleaned my whole kitchen, exempting the dishes that werent mine obviously. But it's quite tidy and nice in there now. The question now is How long will this cleanliness last? Lets find out! social experiment time?

im up, surprisingly.

I've woken from my 5 hour slumber, not even tired. I've already got an unhealthy amount of caffeine injected into my body, and theres only more to come. This morning I woke up, made my coffee, and decided I'd be fancier then usual. I made a sweet sandwich, eggs, cheese, bagel. But wheres the bacon? I thought it'd be a good idea to microwave it, well it turned out shitty, if you ever need instructions on microwaving bacon, DONT use this: http://www.wikihow.com/Cook-Bacon-in-the-Microwave. It's total bullshit. Time to shower now, and drive my ass to school, where I will illegally park, because im BOSS like that.

12:48am vs. 6am

In approximately 5 hours, I will be getting out of bed, very slowly, waddling my way downstairs, turning on the coffee maker, and waiting. I know that i have 8am classes on Wednesdays, and Fridays, but my body says "Fuck you Bruce, you're a student, man up and stay up." Forcing me to sit here on my computer at 12:48pm. Basically passing the time watching season 5 of, 'How I Met Your Mother'. (Which by the way, is an amazing t.v. show, N.P.H. is a god)
But yes, my sleeping patterns are totally erratic and not very predictable. Such as last nights 5am bed time, and a week ago, 9pm bed time. My life blows. But I do get to look forward to something in the morning, and thats my fucking coffee. Thank GOD for coffee.